Donald Talking Pen
Our Friendly Forest
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- Says 8 Unique Lines in Trump’s Real Voice
- Replaceable Batteries are Included
- High Quality Audio
- Helps You Make Writing Great Again
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the Talking Trump Pen
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Give it to your grandmother, grandfather, father, mother, son, daughter, cousin, boss, friend, or foe.
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I will be the greatest President that God ever created.
Look - I'm REALLY rich.
I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
I don't wear a toupee. It's my hair. I swear.
I love China. I just sold an apartment for fifteen million dollars to somebody from China.
Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.
We will have so much winning if I get elected, that you may get bored with winning.
I think I am a nice person. People that know me, like me.