Donald Trump Talking Pen
Trump Talking Pen
Donald Talking Pen
Donald Talking Pen
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Donald Talking Pen

Donald Talking Pen

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  • Says 8 Unique Lines in Trump’s Real Voice
  • Replaceable Batteries are Included
  • High Quality Audio
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I will be the greatest President that God ever created.

Look - I'm REALLY rich.

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.

I don't wear a toupee. It's my hair. I swear.

I love China. I just sold an apartment for fifteen million dollars to somebody from China.

Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.

We will have so much winning if I get elected, that you may get bored with winning.

I think I am a nice person. People that know me, like me.