Donald Talking Pen

Donald Trump Talking Pen
Trump Talking Pen
Donald Talking Pen
Donald Talking Pen
I Talk
Donald Talking Pen

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Stop whatever you’re writing now and…


… with the Donald Trump Talking Pen!

(I originally wrote this with the pen.)

You now have the ability to make President Trump do the talking for you.

With his uncensored real voice, you can take your writing or drawing to the next level. 

Impress your friends and family with your newfound presidential penmanship & attitude.
“But what all comes with this pen?” you ask. (I knew you’d ask!)

  • Replaceable batteries are included! It will work for years
  • High-quality audio unparalleled by other talking pens
  • All the memories and new friends you’ll make
  • Ink, because it’s a pen

Imagine starting and stopping everything you write with Donald by your side.

This pen isn’t fake news — It’s REAL! — and that’s a scientific fact

The Greatest Presidential Talking Pen God Ever Created!

When you play this hilarious Donald Trump Talking Pen for your friends and family, you'll be the center of attention. Just like Donald! Simply press down on his famous hair and he'll tell you exactly how to Make America Great Again! Pen says 8 different audio lines! This highly collectible Donald Trump Talking Pen features a beautifully sculpted head that captures "The Donald" in all his glory.

Each pen comes with replaceable batteries, which means the laughs will continue long after the votes have been counted. You'll be blown away by the state-of-the-art sound quality of this pen! Great stocking stuffer and collectible gift for the politically minded. There is an extremely limited quantity of these Donald Trump Talking Pens™. Don't miss your opportunity to own this highly collectible piece of presidential history.


Click "ADD TO CART" now and Donald Trump will be on his way to your home by helicopter to make your life great again.

I will be the greatest President that God ever created.

Look - I'm REALLY rich.

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.

I don't wear a toupee. It's my hair. I swear.

I love China. I just sold an apartment for fifteen million dollars to somebody from China.

Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.

We will have so much winning if I get elected, that you may get bored with winning.

I think I am a nice person. People that know me, like me.