Donald Trump 2020 Talking Pen

Donald Trump 2020 Talking Pen
Donald Trump 2020 Talking Pen
Donald Trump 2020 Talking Pen
Donald Trump 2020 Talking Pen
Donald Trump 2020 Talking Pen
Donald Trump 2020 Talking Pen

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Stop whatever you’re writing now and…


… with the Donald Trump Talking Pen!

(I originally wrote this with the pen.)

You now have the ability to make President Trump do the talking for you.

With his uncensored real voice, you can take your writing or drawing to the next level. 

Impress your friends and family with your newfound presidential penmanship & attitude.

But what all comes with this pen?” you ask (I knew you’d ask!).

  • Replaceable batteries are included! It will work for years
  • 10 all-new sayings for the 2020 election
  • High-quality audio unparalleled by other talking pens
  • All the memories and new friends you’ll make

Imagine having Donald by your side every time you write a note, letter, or sign a check!

This pen isn’t fake news — It’s REAL! — and that’s a scientific fact!

  • 10 ALL NEW SAYINGS FOR 2020 ELECTION! Fans of the original Donald Trump Talking Pen will love this updated 2020 version with 10 powerful new sayings in Trump’s real voice. See below for a complete list of the new lines. Simply press Trump’s hair and hear him talk! Fantastic audio quality—you’ll think Trump is actually in the room with you! Perfect for novelty gifts or political pranks.
  • TRUMP PEN 2020 IS REAL & UNCENSORED! This hilarious new pen features vintage Trump at his boldest, brashest, and funniest for 2020! No topic is off-limits for Trump including the WALL, COLLUSION DELUSION, and SOCIALISM. No voice actors here - it’s real, raw, and uncensored. Unique political joke gifts or office manager gift. It’s like a pen and an action figure rolled into one!
  • REPLACEABLE BATTERIES INCLUDED IN EACH PEN! Winners aren't losers, and these Trump novelty pens will keep talking for many years after President Trump leaves office! Own this unique election memorabilia and Make America Great Again! MAGA for Christmas, Birthday, or Father’s Day.
  • THE GREATEST DONALD TRUMP GIFT GOD EVER CREATED! You've seen other humorous Trump gifts like Donald Trump figures, dolls, birthday cards, and gag gifts for the office. Now experience one of the funniest 2020 presidential political gifts and novelty gifts EVER!
  • THE HILARIOUS POWER OF DONALD TRUMP 2020 IS IN YOUR HAND! Just click the pen and listen to Trump pump you up! Funny gag gift for Liberals, Democrats, and Republicans. Whether you support Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, or Donald J. Trump, this timeless pen will surely make you laugh!

    Simply press down on his famous hair and he’ll tell you exactly how to Make America Great Again in 2020. YES! It’s really Trump’s voice!

    The Collusion Delusion is over!

    America will never be a socialist country!

    China has total respect for Donald Trump's very, very large brain.

    You hurt our vets? You stole from us? YOU’RE FIRED! YOU’RE FIRED! Get out.

    Oh Don you’re a little controversial, you’re talking about illegal immigration. I said, “It’s Illegal!”

    China, China, China!

    We live by two simple rules: Buy American and Hire American.

    I think I'm doing a great job. I would give myself an A+. Is that enough? Can I go higher than that?

    Simply put, Walls work and walls save lives.

    And yes, together we will make America great again!